We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more...

1.We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school

2.Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi

3.Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi

4.No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi.

5.At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men

6.All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals

7.Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north (Himalayas)

8.Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only

9.Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra?

10.               Let's support Kashmiri Militants because they are right in killing and injuring innocent people for the benefit of their state and community..

11.               Let's throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world

12.               Let's stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi

13.               We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states

14.               We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside

15.               We should STOP using local trains... Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari

16.               Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharashtra, then they will become true Marathi's

JAI MAHARASHTRA! 

  

  

 

The Arab Story
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

An Arab was admitted in the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to the neighboring states.

Finally a Gujarati was located who had a similar type of blood. The Gujarati willingly donated his blood for the Arab and the surgery went through.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds, jewelry, and half a million US dollars.

Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Gujarati who was more than happy to donate his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati a thank you card and a box of almond halwa (sweets). The Gujarati was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate the Gujarati's kind gesture as he had anticipated.

He phoned the Arab and asked him "This time also I thought that you would give me some thing like a Toyota Prado, Diamonds and Jewelry. But you gave only a card and a box of almond sweets.

To this the Arab replied "Can't help it, Bapu..... Now I have Gujju blood in my veins!!"

Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
 
Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
 
Onsite Co-ordinator is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
 
Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
 
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
 
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
 
Documentation Team doesn't care whether the child is delivered; they'll just document nine months.
 
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.
 
Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
 
Human Resources Manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given nine months.
 

      1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

      her and say: "I am very rich.

      "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..."

         ________________________________

      2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a

      gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and

      pointing at you says: "He's very rich..

      "Marry him." -That's Advertising..."

     ________________________________

      3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

      her and get her telephone number. The next day, you

      call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.

      "Marry me - That's Telemarketing..."

      ________________________________

      4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up

      and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour

      her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's 

      Public Relations..."

      ________________________________

      5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks

      up to you and says:"You are very rich!

      "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition..."

       ________________________________

      6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

      her and say: "I am very rich.. Marry me!" She gives you

      a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."

       ________________________________

      7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

      her and say: "I am very rich.. Marry me!" And she

      introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."

      ________________________________

      8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

      her and before you say anything, another person come

      and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she

      goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market

      share .."

      ________________________________

      9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

      her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your

      wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

 In Hindi literature,  “Tukbandi” had been basic requisite and established norm for a good poem. Versatile ; genius and revolutionary  poet Surya Kant Tripathi “Nirala” dared to challenge this established path and highlighted the fact that “Tukbandi” is certainly not a prime ingredient. Encouraged  by this , I have attempted to write something (I am not sure as to whether one may call it a poem) as follows.

  Instant heading which came to my mind for write-up (or rather perhaps small poem) was “Zindagi – Saanp-Seedhi  ka khel". But later I thought that “Shaswata Satya” will be better heading as it

  may give literary touch.

                                               Shaswata  Satya

                              Badha  ja   rahaa  hai   ek  vyakti,

                                       Minaar   ki  choti  ki   aur   teevra  gati se,

                              Aadarsh  aur anukool  paristhitiyon   mein.

                                        Lekin Minaar  ki choti  par  to  Koi

                               Thaharav  nahi  hai ; koi  Padav  nahi hai,

                                          Aanaa    hai   usko   Neeche ,

                                Minaar  ki  choti par pahunchane  ke baad.

                                           Lagataa   hai  yahi  uski  Niyati  hai,

                                   Haan;  yahi uski Niyati   Hai.

                                                                    --------Diwakar Sharma

 Peshe-nazar hai 3  Chunindaa  sher.  Mujhe ummed hai ki aapko pasand Aayenge  Kyonki inme 

 se  Koi bhi mera Likha nahi hai :---

Paal le ek Rog  nadadn Zindagii ke Waste,

Sirf Sehat ke sahare Zindagi Katati Nahi.

                                                              Firaq

Yahi mai maat kha jata   hun usase ,

Mujhe wo mujhase Behatar Janta Hai.

                                                          Khurshid Talab

Zindagi hai apne qabze me na apne bas me maut,

Aadmi majboor hai aur kis qadar majbuur hai.

                                                              Ahmed Nadeem Qasmi

On the occasion of  Teachers’ Day , I salute entire  teaching Fraternity  and particularly   all  those  Ilanders  who   are  associated   with  the   Noble   profession ( including Affable Afl; Learned Lissome lady ; Vivacious & Vibrant Vidushi ).    It is said that Education is a wealth which has a rare characteristic – -the more you give the more it grows. According to  Sanskrit Sloka ( Bhartruhari’s Niti Sloka)– --- Knowledge is a Wealth That (a) The thief cannot thieve (b)  Income-tax Department can not acquire/attach (c) Brother can not share (d) Does not weigh on you (e) It grows faster as you give ---- Truly – knowledge is the greatest wealth.

मैं तूफ़ानों मे चलने का आदी हूं

मैं तूफ़ानों मे चलने का आदी हूं..
तुम मत मेरी मंजिल आसान करो..

हैं फ़ूल रोकते, काटें मुझे चलाते..
मरुस्थल, पहाड चलने की चाह बढाते..
सच कहता हूं जब मुश्किलें ना होती हैं..
मेरे पग तब चलने मे भी शर्माते..
मेरे संग चलने लगें हवायें जिससे..
तुम पथ के कण-कण को तूफ़ान करो..

मैं तूफ़ानों मे चलने का आदी हूं..
तुम मत मेरी मंजिल आसान करो..

अंगार अधर पे धर मैं मुस्काया हूं..
मैं मर्घट से ज़िन्दगी बुला के लाया हूं..
हूं आंख-मिचौनी खेल चला किस्मत से..
सौ बार म्रत्यु के गले चूम आया हूं..
है नहीं स्वीकार दया अपनी भी..
तुम मत मुझपर कोई एह्सान करो..

मैं तूफ़ानों मे चलने का आदी हूं..
तुम मत मेरी मंजिल आसान करो..

Shram के जल से राह सदा सिंचती है..
गती की मशाल आंधी मैं ही हंसती है..
शोलो से ही श्रिंगार पथिक का होता है..
मंजिल की मांग लहू से ही सजती है..
पग में गती आती है, छाले छिलने से..
तुम पग-पग पर जलती चट्टान धरो..

मैं तूफ़ानों मे चलने का आदी हूं..
तुम मत मेरी मंजिल आसान करो..

फूलों से जग आसान